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Animal Jokes

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Q. Why are goldfish orange? A. The water makes them rusty! Q. Who held the baby octopus to ransom? A. Squidnappers! Q. What do you call a dog with no legs? A. It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come! Q. When is a black dog not a black dog? A. When it's a greyhound! Q. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? A. Morse toad! Q. What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? A. Lily!